I’ve been avoiding Dunkin’ Donuts since the whole ridiculous Rachel Ray incident, but Earl and I were feeling a little bit of a sweet tooth this evening, so we whipped through the drive thru of the closest store.
“CanI help ya”? asked the little voice from the little speaker. She did not sound amused. She tacked on some marketing message about an iced coffee that I ignored.
“I’d like two Boston Cream Donuts”, I barked into speaker.
“We don’t have any donuts”, replied the speaker in a somewhat agitated voice. I must have interrupted a break or something.
“You don’t have any donuts at all?”, I asked, perplexed.
(exasperated sigh), “No, Sir” said the tinny, high-fidelity squawkbox.
“There are no donuts at Dunkin’ Donuts”, I confirmed.
“No Sir.”
“Bye!”, was my final, abrupt bellow into the clown’s mouth that was missing the clown.
And with that I sped through the drive-thru like a madman. Am I unreasonable for expecting Dunkin’ Donuts to have donuts? I think not. So no more Dunkin’ Donuts for me. Not now. Not ever.
Oh Tim Horton’s, where are you?
That is all.
I remember one time I went to a Kentucky Fried Chicken and ordered chicken and was informed that they were out of chicken. I was like how could KFC be out of chicken? Sounds like you had the same type of experience with Dunkin Donuts.
Maybe she was a motherly type who knew you were on a diet? Thank her for saving you 1000 calories!
I can almost hear your conversation and the tone of your voice.LMAO They belong on the Walmart list.
Oh Tim Hortons – I had almost forgotten about them. I loved them when I was last in Toronto 🙂
Y’all need a Krispy Kreme. Those “hot now” donuts are obscenely good and carry their own warning label from the Surgeon General. You can’t eat just one! It’s hard enough to stop at one DOZEN!