J.P.

Multimedia.

A while back I used to share videos on this blog thingee, but time constraints with the new job prevented me from having the time to get these videos of the camera and into a computer and then into a format the most people could see and then uploaded up onto this blog.

Whew.

Enter socialcam.

I discovered this app a couple of days ago and so far I’m liking it, though it doesn’t feel very social because I don’t know many people using it. It’s kind of like Instagram in that it makes it wicked easy to share videos (like Instagram does with photos), but the cool thing is that the app is available for the iPhone/iPod/iPad AND Android devices, so even if I was still a Droid user, I’d be able to enjoy this nifty little app.

It’s free and simple to use: fire up the app, record a video and hit share. You can share the same videos with Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and the like. Plus, you can upload videos to your Dropbox, if you have one.

I just posted my first video a little while ago and even over Verizon’s 3G it uploaded fairly quickly. Color me pleased.

Who knows, I might start making little videos again.

Here’s a link to the video I just made: http://socialc.am/j3HJqZ

Seagulls.

I am sitting near my alternate Dunkin Donuts for my lunch hour today. I need a change of pace and/or a different view. The reasoning mirrors my changes in my commuting route on a daily basis.

I am currently being stared down by a seagull. He apparently thinks that I should toss something out the window so he can take a sample and then start screaming to all his friends, urging them to bomb my black vehicle. This is their way of saying thank you.

I think I’m a little confused about the presence of the seagulls. For one, there are never seagulls near the other Dunkin Donuts, which is only three miles away. I can understand the idea that there are seagulls here, despite the fact that we are not near the sea, because we have lots and lots of seagulls on the shores of Lake Ontario, including one of my most favorite spots in the whole wide world, Southwick Beach State Park. However, I am not near Lake Ontario or any other Great Lake at the moment, though I suppose my relative proximity to Great Sacandaga Lake may account for their presence. I haven’t spent enough time near Great Sacandaga Lake to determine if it warrants it’s title of “great”. Perhaps I can make that determination this summer.

I’m left to ponder that if the seagulls call this local lake home, how did they get here? What brought them from the sea to this location? Did they start flying along the St. Lawrence River and then make a sudden left so they could get a scenic view of the Adirondacks? Was another gull yammering when they trying to follow their GPS and they inadvertently made a wrong turn?

Nevertheless, they are sitting here waiting for something to fall out of someone’s car. I bet they prefer Burger King to Dunkin Donuts.

And yes, I still have one just staring me down. He stares without comment and without enlightenment.

Crazy.

I think people in general have lost their minds. And I blame the Internet for this lunacy. What was once a safe haven for geeks and an easy way to exchange porn has become a mammoth machine of idiocy perpetuation. Anyone with a computer smarter than a toaster can broadcast whatever they please on Internet. This, in turn, seems to have given everyone the license to embrace all that’s idiotic and disregard any sort of common sense.

Some signs of this lunacy:

1. I was passed by a man driving a beat up car in a rather haphazard fashion this morning. He was moving at approximately 75 MPH. His path was erratic because he was steering with his foot so that he could use both hands on his mobile device, which was poised in either texting or donkey kong mode. I couldn’t tell as I was still trying to process the foot on the steering wheel thing.

2. Two bloggers that I have enjoyed over the years have basically reduced their blogs to a second rate episode of Bewitched, specifically the one where Agnes Moorehead and Mercedes McCambridge basically cackle wickedly at each other in attempts to see who can be the most witty and catty at the same time. All I want to do is read about the bayou and admire the ginger beards.

3. Another vehicle spotted on the commute today proclaimed that during the rapture on 5/21/11 his vehicle would be available for transportation since it would be empty. Sorry, but I’m not driving to wherever I’m suppose to be regardless of what happens on 5/21/11. Someone can drive Me.

4. People are croaking that they want to see the dead body of Bin Laden because it’s not good enough that the president said he was dead, we must have proof. A human being is dead people, regardless of the fact that the man is a monster and deserved what he got, he’s still dead. Would you walk up to a casket and shake the body just to make sure? Of course not. The president can still be trusted even though he’s not white, not old and not Republican. Would we have asked for the same proof if George Lite was in office?

5. Gas stations in the area are now modifying their price displays to show the price per gallon if you also buy a car wash or use their discount card. This makes the price appear lower when taking a quick glance. Deceptive. If you can afford to lower the price of gas when using these added benefits then you can afford to lower the price period. I want to take a solar panel and use it to aim a death ray at every gas station sign in the country. I’d be power my green car up while in the process of taking aim, of course.

6. Is the nuclear situation in Japan over? Are the people that were suffering from the aftermath of the quakes all better? Does anyone care? What’s happening to the people in the south? The country is being ravaged by storms this season but people don’t seem to really care about it.

2011 is right on schedule. And it’s full of nuts.

Reading.

I’ve been doing a lot more reading than writing lately. I have always loved to read and I clearly don’t have enough time during my work week to enjoy it as much as I’d like.

I have found at I am growing tired of reading books about technology; this is where the Internet shines, because if I want to read anything about technology I am able to do a quick Google search and start reading away. I like that. Reading about Linux or whatever in a book though? That’s not my thing anymore.

I am reading a couple of books at the moment, one of them being my favorite science fiction book of all time, “The Demu Trilogy” by FM Busby. The characters feel familiar because I have read this book over two dozen times since my mid-teens, but I still find nuances and the like with each new visit of the book. I also recently finished a never published story from the Tom Swift series I read as a kid; this particular series in question was about Tom Swift’s adventures in space. I used to get quite excited when I would see a new book in the series on the shelf at the B. Dalton book store. I stumbled across a couple of PDFs that contained unpublished stories a few months ago and I have been enjoying them. The characters feels familiar in these new stories, it’s a nice blend of old and new. It’s kind of like stumbling across an episode of an old sitcom that you’d never seen before.

There are a couple of other books that I’m interested in pursuing this summer. I have found that audiobooks do nothing for me; I have to lose myself in the printed word. It’s a good feeling.

Thank You.

Thank you to the men and women in the military, to their families and to the families of the victims of 9/11 and the wars that have ensued since.

A historic night. God Bless America.

Energy.

My energy level this week has been surprisingly high, despite the fact that we haven’t gotten much sleep the past couple of nights due to constant thunderstorms, pounding rain, a scared cat and weather warnings come over the EAS radio in the kitchen.

Honestly, I love this stuff. This is my kind of weather.

I’m sorry to read about the storm related deaths elsewhere in the country, though. Very sad This is where social media like Twitter and Facebook can be handy; follow the right folks on your Twitter feed and you have storm notifications long before the National Weather Service releases them.

Mother Nature has had a lot of energy this week and for the most part her displays have been fantastic. Just be prepared for when she gets overly cranky. Know the safest place in your house and keep your eyes and ears open.

Premiere.



Premiere., originally uploaded by iMachias.

I was delighted to see that the first dandelions have arrived in our lawn, a sure sign that spring is finally here. I know that most people don’t like dandelions but I like the color that they bring to the lawn, especially when everything else is still leaning towards brown. You can barely make out in this photo that there’s some purple flowers showing their support of the dandelions as well.

Another sure sign of spring is also upon us; Crazy Cat Lady is ringing her cowbell while standing on her back porch. She is calling her cat with the cowbell. Tom, our cat, just looks in that direction with an air of disinterest. He says, “pfffff. Cowbell.” Then he goes back to napping.

Tracked.

Apple addressed the iPhone tracking issue that’s been a hot topic lately. If you want to read their response to this, you can take a look here.

Curiosity.

So they were having this great deal on these little Asus Eee PC netbooks at work and I decided to jump in on the saving. Four weeks later, my new little netbook was sitting on the front porch waiting to be inducted into my little geekdom.

I dubbed it “scout-tux”. All of my Linux machines have tux in their name.

scout-tux came with Windows XP. I found this surprising, because not only is Windows XP 10 years old, but everyone has been telling me how wonderful Windows 7 is for these little machines. I decided not to care and loaded Ubuntu Maverick Netbook Edition on this little guy instead. Everything worked out of the box and he seems to be purring along nicely. Battery life was promised to be around six hours; he’s clock in around 3.5 hours. I can deal with that. He’s going to be a little test machine anyways, I use my iPad when I’m out and about on the road.

The built in webcam worked without any tweaking. I found this to be quite nice. The picture has that grainy quality of 2001, just like Windows XP, but I still like this little guy.

Bald.

I have a question for the bald men and their admirers. Do the cool kids still shave their head or has that been relegated to old farts and the younger, balding guys now go with the shadow buzzed look. Though I am never fashion conscious (Earl made me throw out my International Male parachute pants just last week), I am age conscious and while I am determined to age gracefully and without impediment, I don’t want to look older than I am. I have accepted the fact that my hair has gone from ginger to cinnamon and sugar and that the right side of my mustache is downright gray, but if I’m starting to look like an old fart before my time something has to be done.

I’m never going to comb over and I’m certainly never going to wear the high and tight flattop I had so long ago, but if I can save the minutes in the morning in an effort to look a little younger I’m going to do it.