Where’s My Bow Tie?

I followed a link on my blog friend Terry’s blog that leads to one of the most idiotic pieces of film I’ve ever seen in my life. I’d get mad if I wasn’t laughing so hard at the absurdity of it all.

The feature film is an instructional piece called “Boys Beware”. Judging by the 1959 Impala in the film, I’m guessing it was made around 1959 or 1960. This film was shown in public schools to warn young boys of the dangers of the mentally ill homosexual.

This movie makes me cringe.

Apparently, I’m doing this whole homosexual thing wrong because according to this film I’m sick, perverted and should be stalking young boys at the playground and offering more than a piece of candy. And all this time I’ve been interested in older men or guys my age. Better yet, all the homosexuals in the movie wear bow-ties and/or have a mustache! Sacré bleu!

Mentally ill my ass. It’s so stupid it’s amusing. Small wonder the world is as fucked up as it is.

Please note: If you care to watch, keep in mind that it’s a pretty big download and requires Quicktime. Also, note the extremely ‘gay’ soundtrack. Fruity flutes and all.

If you don’t want to watch, there’s a hilarious write up here.