Wishes.

Back when I was a kid there would be much excitement with the arrival of the Sears “Wish Book”. It was fun for the whole family.

I would flip through the Wish Book and come up with ideas for my Christmas list that Santa apparently wanted to see. Then magical people would run off with the magical list and on Christmas morning there’d be one or two items from the Wish Book under the tree, though I think Santa went to J.M. Fields instead of Sears, now that I think about it. Sears was kind of fancy for us.

Anyways, as I mentioned yesterday, I have been asked by a couple relatives as to what I want for Christmas and though I always answer, “nothing, really”, that’s not the answer one expects, so today I went and made myself an Amazon Wish List.

Now, I think that composing an Amazon Wish List is kind of crass. Truth be known, I find it wicked crass, but it appeals to my organized/OCD side. It’s functional. It runs way too close to that whole “gift registry” thing that people do when they’re getting married and I’ve never been really comfortable with that whole thing either (though the software that runs gift registries is kind of nifty). So I have an Amazon Wish List and I’ve even posted it right here in the right hand column of the blog. Not because I want people to buy me things, I REALLY don’t want that, but I thought it’d be very 21st century to share my Amazon Wish List so that one could get a different perspective on my personality. Well, at least the parts of my personality that I want to be public. I

If one really wanted to buy me a meaningful Christmas gift, it would be a donation to the Ali Forney Center. That would make me really happy and be more in the true spirit of the holidays as far as I’m concerned.

It was much easier flipping through the Sears Wish Book.

Leftovers.

So Earl is not working today. Like many companies of the U.S. persuasion, his office is closed today. On the other hand, I am working from home today because today is Friday and there is no rest in the world of telecommunications. Your landline might be obsolete but by god we’re going to do everything we can to make sure you can still use it.

Because Earl is home today he was very kind and made me lunch. The highlight was a turkey sandwich made with cranberry sauce on multi-grain bread. Instead of deli-sliced turkey, my sandwich was made with leftovers from yesterday. Surprise! There’s probably a few people eating leftovers today. I hope they find them as enjoyable as I do.

Gifts.

So with a couple of glasses of wine and a most excellent Thanksgiving dinner in my stomach (and affecting my brain), I am wistfully thinking about the holiday season which is now apparently upon us. People are already asking me what I want for Christmas and quite frankly I don’t know that I can answer that question. I mentioned to my mother that I would submit a list for her perusal on Amazon (in wish-list form), but I don’t think that was well received. To tell you the truth, I feel funny building a wish list on Amazon because I don’t really want anything for Christmas.

Truth be known (I seem to be full of truth as I type this blog entry under the influence of wine, which I never really drink), I want the holidays to be spent with family and friends. I want to meet people that read this blog on a daily basis. I want to meet the people that I see in so many photos in Instagram and I want to actually touch those that I am friends with on Facebook (the level of touching is negotiable, calm down Mom).

Earl and I were in San Francisco earlier this year and we did not have the chance to meet people that we wanted to meet because quite frankly there was just too much going on and too little time. Honestly, that sucked. I mean, we enjoyed ourselves in San Francisco and all that but we weren’t there nearly long enough and we didn’t get to meet Moby nor did we get to meet Jay, who was visiting from St. Louis at the time. What’s up with that? I want to meet people. Contrary to my ranting on this blog, I actually do like the human species for the most part and I’m usually quite adept at avoiding those that are dumbing down the gene pool.

Now, I have had the honor of meeting quite a few people that are mentioned in the blog roll that runs along the right side of this page. I’ve had a lovely evening or two with Arnie. Sean and I go waaaaay back. I’ve terrorized Joe. My. God. on more than one occasion (and he was tolerant), Brett was stunning when our paths crossed and I had the pleasure of speaking with Jon in Atlanta on the phone when he was kind enough to call me during a rough spot in our lives. But there’s other fellow bloggers that I want to meet and come hell or high water (and the hopefully the absence of the Mayan Prophecy), we are going east to Kevin and south to meet Jon and west to Erik and Moby and Jay and everyone else that we trade photos, quips and experiences with online.

That’s what I want for the holidays. Communication. Connection. The meeting of like minds.

And I guess that’s another gift that I’ll give myself and quite frankly, I am perfectly content with that.

Giving Thanks.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow US citizens. To others from around the world, I hope you’re enjoying your day.

I was asked this morning as to what I’m thankful for. My response was simple: I am thankful for my family and friends, my life and my exciting future. Enjoy the moment.

Productivity.

So it’s that short work week in the United States where people try their hardest to work whilst at work but in reality they’re reveling in the fact that it’s a short work week and just kind of trying to do what they can do to get through these three days before the Thanksgiving holiday. I know that I’m looking forward to an extra day off this week and that I am thankful to work for an employer that believes that Thanksgiving is a time to rest and relax with family and friends. It’s unfortunate that the retailers are corrupting these believes into thinking that Thanksgiving is a day to stand in line to wait for an opportunity to ravage the latest offerings in the way of Black Friday. I hear Black Friday is coming as early as 8 p.m. on Thanksgiving night! I find that disheartening.

While I try to use this week at work to clean up odds and ends that have been lingering on my To Do list for far too long, the truth of the matter is, folks are scheduling way too many meetings for my tastes. I’m not a meetings sort of guy. I’m a “hide in my space and write code” sort of guy and people seem to forget that from time to time. I don’t find sitting on hours and hours of conference calls to be overly productive. But I suppose I should be thankful that I have the opportunity to work at all, there are too many in the world that don’t know where their next meal is coming from. So I suppose I have what Twitter would call a First World Problem.

Earl was productive last night and went to the grocery store and by the looks of the amount of food in the cupboards and the refrigerator, it looks like we are going to have quite the Thanksgiving feast on Thursday. It’ll be a small affair here in our cozy home; just as we have done in years’ past, it’ll be Earl and me and Jamie for Thanksgiving dinner. It’s the way we like our Thanksgiving, quiet and enjoyable. We can save the driving all over creation for later in the holiday season when we are out drinking egg nog and spreading holiday cheer.

Again, another First World Problem.

Simpler.

I had been reading for a few months about the Nexus 7 tablet, Google’s offering to the ever-growing portable computing arena. As the leader of a solidly Apple-centric family, despite my quest to move to Linux full-time, I didn’t think that a 7-inch tablet that didn’t run iOS would come anywhere near the popular iPad. However, curiosity always gets the best of me and when Apple announced the new iPad (the 4th generation one) and the iPad Mini, I decided to get as much money as I could for my relatively new iPad 3 (the newly obsolete one) and try my hand at the Nexus 7, which was available at half the price of my iPad.

One always hears “bigger is better”, which I always counter, “only if you know how to use it.”  But I digress. The truth of the matter is, I am LOVING my Nexus 7 because of it’s portability. Using my iPad 3 would feel just too big now.

My Nexus 7 updated itself to the latest iteration of Google’s Android OS, Jelly Bean right after I purchased it. The main reason I was curious about the Nexus 7, the predictive Google Now application, is working beautifully. When I awoke this morning, Google Now told me the weather, let me know what was on the family calendar and it told me that there was no abnormal traffic along my commuter route today (apparently the Amish aren’t racing their buggies this month). Google Now is wicked cool and while it creeps some people out (it’ll eventually get to know where my favorite restaurants are based on my check-ins and the like), I think that this sort of thing is brilliant. And did I mention that the Nexus 7 feels much more portable than my iPad? I can take this thing anywhere and I love it.

Just for fun I used Google Maps as my GPS to get to work this morning. How I have missed Google Maps and the navigation functionality is brilliant. Because I am such a road geek, the beauty of Google Maps navigation makes me want to actually work for Google and help them make the application more awesome. It doesn’t scold me for not following the directions (other GPS units will bong-bong and bark out “Rerouting!” with a bit of haughtiness) but Google Maps quickly reroutes and doesn’t make me feel bad for thinking outside of the box. There was a little bit of a slow down on the Thruway around construction this morning and I had a little warning pop up alerting me of this. And did I mention the portability of this device?

People often ask me what kind of computer (or computing device) I recommend. I’d have to say that if you’re looking to give a tablet as a gift this holiday season, I’d definitely go with one of the seven-inch tablets. The Mac Mini might be a bit pricey. I haven’t messed around with an Amazon Kindle enough to weigh the experience of that against the Nexus 7 (they both run Android) but I will say that I have been very pleased with the Nexus 7. Prior to Android 4.0 I wasn’t a fan of the Google tablets, but with Ice Cream Sandwich (4.0) and the follow up of Jelly Bean (4.1 and 4.2), I have to say that the user experience is good and the hardware feels solid but not too bulky.

History.

Today in 1863, President Lincoln gave one of the best known speeches in history. Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address, and with all the divisiveness in the United States today, I thought this would be a good opportunity to share this awe inspiring speech.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Elmira.

I am sitting in a Panera near Elmira, New York. I just drove through some snow in nearby Corning and it was a beautiful sight. I suddenly felt excited about the approaching winter and I felt a little flash of holiday spirit for a few moments. It was a good feeling. I am looking forward to Thanksgiving.

This Panera is identical to the location in Watertown. The layout is indistinguishable from it’s northern counterpart. As seems to be a growing trend in what used to be these quasi-trendy restaurants, there is a child running and hopping up and down the entire length of the seating area that goes along one wall. The family that we assume would lay claim to him does nothing to control the child. If he’s not bouncing on the seat he’s jumping on the table. Perhaps he’ll get tired soon.

My little Jeep adventure is turning out to be quite enjoyable this weekend. Little adventures like this recharge my batteries nicely and the rumble of the road, along with seeing friends, exploring some dirt roads in the Jeep all coupled with the scenery such as seen in the pictures below, is just what the doctor ordered. I feel good.

Houston.

So the husbear and I will be in Houston in two weeks. Anyone have any secret tourist suggestions for that neck of the woods?

Snob.

I’m a judgmental prick. I have the afternoon off from work today. I was going to enjoy a nice lunch at Panera, but when I saw the line nearly extending out the door I decided to skip the experience. So I am sitting at the neighboring Barnes & Noble cafe enjoying a prepackaged lunch that is way too high in the way of calories. I ended up throwing half of it away so that I could stay within my personal calorie budget.

I’m a judgmental prick because I have decided that I don’t like these chain eateries that people seem to gravitate towards in this area. There have been a smattering of locally owned coffee shops and cafes over the past couple of years but they haven’t been successful in staying in business. This is unfortunate, because I would rather support the local economy instead of feeding bucks into a corporate conglomerate. But when chains are all you have, you make do with what you’ve got.

I couldn’t bring myself to go into Panera because our local location has turned into a ghettoized version of what the corporate lords of Panera probably envision their stores to be. It’s fancy fast food, I’ll give you that, but at this particular location people are afraid to get anywhere close to one of the registers until someone screams at them. They have no idea what’s on the menu, they’re confused by the numbers to the right of the prices (calorie counts are listed) and quite frankly people freak out because they do not have fries on the menu. “Would you like an apple or chips?” “I want fries.” Please go yell into the clown’s mouth and get the hell away from me.

Here at this Barnes and Noble cafe there are several people here that are just ticking me off for no reason. This is where the judgmental prick in me comes out. There is a bullhorn of a woman with red hair and heavy makeup (though she looks nowhere as classy as Endora) talking about her Christmas tree and how she is putting it up this weekend. Yay for her. I’m guessing it’s aluminum and it has one bulb with a spinny colored thing shining festive hues on the shiny tree. Pretty. She’s going on and on about the holidays and how she has to go to Wal*mart to pick up the wine for dinner.

Again, judgmental prick kicks in. What kind of asshat buys their wine from Wal*mart (Always White Trash, Always)1 and quite frankly I didn’t think that grocery stores in New York State could even carry wine. Maybe Wal*mart gets a special dispensation because they’re Wal*mart and the Muggles in this area think they’re the closest thing they’re ever going to get to a second coming.

There is a man with one of the loud, tuberculous type coughs hacking away at the table next to me. He is hunched over a computer running Windows (I keep hearing the cutsey sound effects that Microsoft thinks are fun!). His elementary aged daughter (I’m guessing 5th grade) is trying to eat her lunch and read a book while he pecks at his keys. Why is he at Barnes and Noble hacking away in such an uproariously manner? Why is the girl not sitting in a classroom or perhaps even enjoying recess with her classmates? Why are they invading the space I have eeked out for myself in this chain operated bastion of hell and not keeping to themselves?

Yep, I’m a total prick.

The Wal*mart Wine crowd have all pulled out iPhones and are using their Facebook app. Isn’t that sweet. There’s a loud voice in my head screaming, “You don’t deserve iPhones! You don’t deserve Facebook! Go back to your Winnebago!!!”. At least I hope it’s my inner voice because otherwise it would be quite embarrassing.

Woman behind me is totally reading over my shoulder. Please excuse me for a moment while I bring up a photo for her to enjoy.

I’m back. She turned away when I brought up the photo of the naked man shaving. I’d share it on the blog but then y’all would blush. Besides, I’m not authorized to share it.

A guy just walked in and began a conversation with his girlfriend as he walked into the cafe area. She was seated, he was making his way to the table and began dropping f-bombs five tables away as he made his way to the seated girlfriend. I find this to be totally inappropriate. Why do people use such salty language these days? Now, I know that I can swear up a blue streak when suitably motivated, and I know that I occasionally curse in my blog, but I am not foisting such language on people that didn’t choose to listen or read it. It’s not like he has Tourette’s Syndrome or something like that. That’s just the way he talks, apparently. It sounds very uneducated to me. It’s bad enough that we had to listen to a table of grown men talk that way at dinner the other night, but must every nook and cranny in the world be filled with stupid people?

Yep, I’m a total snob.

I want to whack the guy that’s coughing with my laptop in an effort to put him out of his misery. That’s would probably be mean.

Perhaps I’ll convince the non-classy Endora to give him some Wal*mart Wine to soothe his throat.

1 I must confess that I went to Wal*mart yesterday because they were the only game in town that had what I was looking for. And I found that fact to be very, very, very disappointing.