What?

So NBC is ‘reimagining’ Bionic Woman for next season. Jaime Somers is now a bartender with a deaf sister. In the preview (follow link above), she looks kind of cranky.

Our Jaime Somers was never that cranky. And she surely wasn’t a bartender.

There’s no OSI. There’s no Oscar Goldman. There’s no Rudy Wells. I’ll give them that the acting looks rather fembotish.

Lindsey Wagner is and will always be The Bionic Woman. I feel a “Bewitched”-like reimagining nightmare coming around again. Frank, I have a sick headache.

Oh, and there’s no “ch ch ch ch ch ch” present. That’s just wrong. I give it three weeks. Tops.

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