As the cold breezes blew and darkness settled over the river, it was 13 years ago tonight that Earl and I, along with Rick and Helen as witnesses, exchanged our commitment vows and placed our wedding rings on each other’s fingers.

Time certainly flies when you’re having fun.

Tonight we are celebrating as most married couples do; in a hotel room near the scene of the crime, spending time with family and probably gettin’ a little nookie before the sun rises.