ring, ring
Me (slightly irritated): “Hello?”
Woman (obviously uninterested and reading from a script): “May I speak to the person knowledgeable about your company’s telephone service?”
Me (snap!): “This is a residence on the do not call list. Since you obviously are ignorant and unemployable, may I also add that you work for a company that does not have balls as evidenced by your blocked caller ID. Go suck it.”
Happy Monday!
