I was just interviewed on the street for a segment on a local talk show.
Them: “What excuse do you like to use when you call in for work?”
Me: “I don’t want to work.” (Leave it to me to state the obvious).
Them: “So you tell your boss you don’t want to work.”
Me: “Yeah, I say ‘I’m not in the mood to work.'”
Them: “What if he’s not in the mood to pay you?”
Me: “Then I go to work.” (Again, leave it to me to state the obvious).
The interview then did one of those television chuckles. Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Where the mouth moves up and down abnormally. They then said thanks and moved on to their next victim.
I’m ready for my close up.