Them: So what did you do this weekend?
Me: As scantily clad slave boys served me (non-alcoholic) drinks, I watched as naked men and women danced with fire coming out of their mouths. Then I drank wheat grass.
Them: If you didn’t want to say what you did, you just had to say so.
Me: Okay.
Me? I finished a 4-day trip late on Saturday….ugh. Sunday, exhausted and errands for hubby and MIL. Sunday night had a beer by myself at a bar that I’d never been to before. Monday, went to the nude beach…..