May 2010

Sounds Like A Geek.

This is sort of like the fact that every Star Trek movie utilizes a different transporter effect, but as you probably know, just about every version of Windows uses a different set of sounds, including the startup and shutdown sounds. On the various Windows and Linux computers I use both personally and professionally, I often modify the sound schemes to the one from the Longhorn Beta, which ultimately turned into Windows Vista. Unfortunately, the Longhorn Beta sounds didn’t make it into Windows Vista (or Windows 7, for that matter), which is a shame because quite frankly I find them to be the most soothing of the Windows sounds.

Yes, I am soundly a geek when it comes to sound. (There’s some of that wit!)

Here is a YouTube clip of the Longhorn Beta startup and shutdown sounds. I really like the ethereal sound of these. I have the whole Longhorn sound scheme and someday I’ll post instructions on how to make these beta sounds your default on your computer. I hope I’m not infringing on someone’s copyright by doing that.

Anyways, here’s the sounds I was just talking about.

J-Town

So tonight I am spending the night about two minutes from the office because I need to go back to work and run some network tests with a colleague at 23:00. (That’s 11:00 p.m. for you non-geeks). The tests shouldn’t last too long and I opted not to work the night shift but instead just go in for an hour or so and then sleep at the hotel; I’m actually excited about this because I’ll get to sleep in in the morning. I haven’t done that on a workday in a few months. It’ll be a nice change of pace.

I haven’t done much to celebrate this little bachelor thing I have going on tonight. I’ve spent most of the time on the computer catching up on blogs, reading laptop reviews (I’m buying a new laptop) and other various mayhem. Johnstown isn’t the liveliest of places on the planet but I like the sleepy feeling they have going on here. This Microtel seems to be quite new and it’s comfortable. I feel like I’m in a dorm room with the yellow and lime green walls and the couch built into window box and over the air conditioner/heating unit. I have noticed that the walls are thin; this may prove interesting later this evening.

I went to a Chinese restaurant for supper and that was a rather disappointing experience. The food was mediocre at best, the waitress didn’t speak English (every time I said something to her, she looked at the hostess on the other side of the restaurant, who screamed a translation back to her and then smiled and said to me “so sorry”.) To keep things interesting the couple with their rugrats across the aisle from me let their kids play a game of “let’s fake vomiting”. Nothing adds to a Chinese meal and ambience like a screaming hostess sounding like she’s just found Pearl Harbor (yes, I know it wasn’t the Chinese that attacked Pearl Harbor and yes I know that I sound racist with that statement but it’s funny and you must admit that you snickered, even if just a little bit) and the sounds of a four and six (or so) year old making pukey noises into their fried rice. I think the whole experience turned me off of a Chinese food permanently and now the only way that I’ll eat something from the Far East is if it’s at a Hibachi Grill with my closest friends and a lot of what they call “Saki Bomb”.

I haven’t been blogging much lately and that’s because I’ve been too damn busy. I usually come up with the best blog entries when I’m getting ready for work. I recite them in the shower, I recite them whilst shaving, I mumble them around my toothbrush. None of these recitals aid in getting the damn entries into the computer and since people scold me for typing whilst driving I guess I’ll just start making videos from the shower, whilst shaving and whilst brushing my teeth in the future. That way you can see me in all my morning glory and hear some fascinating wit.

Now, if I could just find my camera.

Shopping.

So Earl left for Las Vegas this morning and Jamie is in Buffalo until Wednesday night. This leaves me alone at the Manor for a few days and it’s been a long while since I have been in bachelor mode for this many days in a row. To keep it interesting, tomorrow night I spend the night near work so I can do some middle of the night testing again. It’ll be a good gig.

To pass the time this afternoon I decided to go to the local Best Buy to see what they have in the way of computers. I have been itching to buy a new computer lately, though I’m not really in the mood to buy another Apple product. I wanted a laptop that could work on either Windows or Linux so I spent a good hour or so looking each over each system on display. I typed a lot on each one of them to see if I liked the way the keyboard felt and I looked under the hood to see if the specs were really as good as the shelf placard stated. Keyboards on laptops are not as good as they are on MacBooks, and I was expecting that, but some of these keyboards were just downright mushy.

I am curious about this recent trend to put a full sized keyboard on a laptop, in that the keyboard has a number pad on the right as if you were sitting at a desktop. This is strange to me. I have a hard time typing if the keyboard is off center from the screen and because of this peculiar layout, this would most definitely be the case.

After looking over each model on display at Best Buy I decided to skip the whole Best Buy experience altogether because nothing there really tickled my fancy. I then went to the adjacent Wal*Mart to see what deals they had but every computer on display there was in a sad state of affairs; smashed screens, broken cases, missing keys off the keyboards. I guess there’s a lot of animals shopping at Wal*Mart. I was there less than five minutes.

All in all I decided to skip the computer purchase experience and stick with the MacBook Pro for the time being. The though trackpad is starting to die on this computer, it works well for what I need it to do and so I’ll just carry a little mouse with it or something.

I did discover during this excursion that I have a low tolerance for ignorance: people not turning right on red because they’re too busy chatting on the phone, people not watching where they are walking, parents letting their kids run on TOP of the shelf in better home furnishings at Wal*Mart (I wish I was making that up). I don’t know if I’m getting older or if the the general populace is getting more and more stupid as time goes on but I feel like I am firmly out of step and marching down a different boulevard from the rest of society these days.

This isn’t necessarily a bad thing.