July 3, 2025

Funny.

Wearing my Airbus cap, as I left the brewery I loudly declared, “welp, those FedEx packages aren’t going to fly themselves across the country tonight. Better head back to the airport. “

What?

Even in this chaotic world, sometimes I’m just rendered speechless. The Florida GOP is selling “Alligator Alcatraz” merch on their website? I thought it had to be an online joke, but no, it’s not a joke.

I know I’m old fashioned, but merch celebrating a prison seems, oh I don’t know, inhumane?

I see an object from outside our solar system is slated to fly by Earth. Please, let this be the one.