Does anyone think I could easily get on a commercial flight today and not freak out at least one passenger if any of my tubing showed?  

Good thing Steve Austin and Jaime Somers flew before the days of the TSA. 

I have no plans of flying with this apparatus (commercial or as a pilot) but it’d be a kick at airport security. I’d make a “whoo” and “boo” noise just to make the natives nervous. Maybe say a magic word like “Ali Baba”. 

I can be ridiculous.