Mark your calendars! As noted on Ryan’s blog, on October 22, Tom Cruise (yes, I did say Tom Cruise) will be giving a lecture, as part of a four-lecture series, on the following:
“Handling Sexual Dis-Orientation: Out of the Closet and Into the Auditing Room”.
You read correctly, Mr. Tom Cruise (or is it Dr. Tom Cruise) will be conducting a four-part “Scientology Is Fun!” series to help combat the evils of non-Scientologists.
It’s fun to watch this guy self-destruct. It’s almost better than watching Whitney Houston spout idiocies or Paula Abdul act drunk or stoned on American Idol. But no worries, he’ll pop a Flintstone vitamin and be back in shape in no time.