So I come home for lunch and all the clocks are behind exactly one hour. That may sound very odd in most households, but I have an old “school clock system” that I’ve collected over the years and all the wall clocks are controlled by a master clock in the basement. I figured the master clock became helpful and tried to throw me into my cherished Central time, so I went and corrected it.
I then went to heat my lunch and noticed that the microwave was exactly an hour behind.
Ditto for the time display on the caller ID box.
I’m afraid to go upset and see what time my alarm clock says.[insert Twilight Zone music]